Archives for 6 February 2008
How to Ruin a Great Song, by Fergie.
It sounds like a karaoke machine breaking down. It sounds like their voices have melted together. And what’s with the “funky” bassline? It sounds like a school band have covered it without learning their parts properly. Actually, that’s unfair, some of my best friends are in school bands. Or have kids in school bands. Whatever.
“He’s happy with the song. It got him a lot of customers.” Brilliant.
Junior Spesh, Red Hot Entertainment
What’s so good about Southern Fried Chicken?
Every time we went to studio we always bought the Junior Special Meal. We shortened it to Junior Spesh as a joke. We then decided to put it on a beat and just keep it among ourselves. But the tune got leaked somehow and we [...]